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Light Bulb Jokes For Writers

by on July 20, 2015

Oh yes, I thought…

Facing 50 with humour.

animated-light-bulb-image-0022Here’s a light-hearted post especially for all you writers. Goodness knows we need a laugh from time to time:

Q: How many copy editors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: I can’t tell whether you mean ‘change a light bulb’ or ‘have sex in a light bulb.’ Can we reword it to remove the ambiguity?

Q: How many editors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one. But first they have to rewire the entire building.

Q: How many managing editors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: You were supposed to have changed that light bulb last week!

Q: How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Does it HAVE to be a light bulb?

Q: How many copy editors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: The last…

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